The 8th Perils of Parker story was published in Lady Penelope issue eight.
Synopsis[]
I thought I'd have a nice peaceful evening watching the telly. I'd just got out the chocs when...
Parker's old mate Pilfering Pete breaks out of Dartoway Scrubs prison, and the crook sets his eyes on Creighton-Ward Mansion.
Characters[]
(in order of appearance)
- Newsreader
- Parker
- Lady Penelope Creighton-Ward (dream)
- "Pilfers"
Trivia[]

Parker's dream
- Parker dreams that he is a Lord, and that Lady Penelope is his chauffeur. His dream would, to a certain extent, come true in Lord Parker's 'Oliday.
- Light-Fingered Fred, another of Parker's old criminal mates, had previously broken out of prison in Vault of Death.